1. A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

    • Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
    • Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
    • Doctor: Denise.
    • Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
    • Doctor: Denephew
    • HAHAHAHAHA.
    • 12 months ago
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