January 2011
I hate being a girl.
stephdamen:
Bras are so uncomfortable
We can’t be shirtless
Periods, cramps
Worrying about shit too much & our appearance
Make-up
Hair
Trying to fit in tight clothes
It takes forever to take a shower compared to guys
It takes forever to go to the bathroom compared to guys
& more
GIVING BIRTH, FUCK THAT SHIT.
When you try to laugh and still look good...
Expectation:
Reality:
Your period...
LOLLLL This made me laugh.
You wanna kill anybody around
you have headache all day
You don’t wanna talk to anyone
You are totally stressed
You wanna die but feel gripes
You lose your sense of humor
But… The good side in all this is that you’re not pregnant
The Best Feeling. :)
playitreverse:
I hate the sound of my voice after listening to...
xenatnat:
That was my reaction when I heard that video I was tagged in on Facebook.
reblog if your mom is beautiful and the strongest...
dashingdiva:
hideyokidzhideyowife:
LAST THING BEFORE I GO, I SWEAR.
It had to be said. My mom is basically the best ever.
reblog: if you know you're ugly as fuck.
awesomejm:
Spell your name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N
-shewontwaitforever:
elaiizuhh:
yashaalicious:
jjangsen:
shennn:
musiclover27:
J…… :))
(via billie-joe)
H.
J.
P.
ZBTH. —- longest one so far :))=))
……
:))
Jo :)
Mercedes sale for only $1.00
Advertisement: Mercedes sale for only $1.00
Buyers call the owner and ask some questions.
Buyer: I have a doubt about your advertisement. Can I check the car first before I buy?
Lady: Please come to my garage and test it.
The drive test shows the Mercedes in very good running conditions and still new.
Buyer: Ok I’ll buy and take it home.
While the driving the buyer confuse why the lady sold the car for only one dollar, so he went back and ask.
Buyer: Why did you sold the Mercedes to me for only $1.00?
Lady: You know that my husband entrust his last will to sell his car and deposit the amount to his girlfriend account.
AOCDRNDICG TO RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY,...
I see "Tumblr famous" people complaining about...
wingardiumfuckingleviosar:
alyaae:
Yo, if I had that many messages,
I’d be answering them like;
This
Please reblog this if you have a heart:
youwannafeelthatrush:
stopallthismalarkey:
thaimonica:
itsvegas:
wherethefalloutlies:
sintactics:
REBLOG THIS AND LOOK AT YOUR BLOG. FUCKING DO IT.
lol HOLY SHIT. IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
LOL, i dont get what this has to do with having a heart.
Lemme go see what this is gonna do~
oh my god.
reblog it then look at your page.
I like people who I can occasionally have really...
princessdl:
justlivingbaby:
(via gojamaicago)
The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at...
sweatypigsarewelcomed:
crazyangrypanda:
OH MAN XD This is the wooorst.
If you love your dad, repost this. One boy didn't...
vee-myofb:
Don’t touch my daddy.
