1. How to unlock a car with a shoelace.

    reasonablesacrifice:

    Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.

    Slide it through the small opening of the car door.

    Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.

    TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007

    (Source: peetaah, via illestina)

  2. What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5?

    victoriasbigsecret:

    (Source: lmaogtfo, via stunninglyecstatic)

  3. (via painwithinasmile)

  4. Yung feeling na nakita mo yung MAHAL mong may kasamang IBA.

    mahiwagangpuso:

    (Source: mahiwagangpuso, via thisbitchistitanium)

  5. A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

    • Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
    • Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
    • Doctor: Denise.
    • Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
    • Doctor: Denephew
    • HAHAHAHAHA.

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